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Brits left offended by snap of Guinness and Blue WKD mix that “probably tastes like a club floor”
BRITS have been left offended after a snap emerged of a bizarre drinking concoction of Guinness and Blue WKD. The left-of-field cocktail consists of the deep ruby red of the world-famous Irish stout and the electric blue of the club favourite alcopop. Poured into a traditional Guinness glass, the bottom half of the drink consists […]
Scots concertgoer left stunned after club allow only one drink at a time
A SCOTS concertgoer was left stunned by a club’s drink-buying rules after allegedly being told that he “couldn’t buy more than one drink at a time”. The anonymous individual was at Cathouse Rock Club in Glasgow last night to see blues rocker Jared James Nichols. Despite being 45-years-old and claiming that the average age of […]
Former Sunderland ace Aiden McGeady slams famous Netflix documentary about the club
FORMER Sunderland AFC ace Aiden McGeady has slammed Netflix over their famous documentary series about the club. Former Celtic starlet McGeady was part of the Sunderland team that was the focus of Netflix’s Sunderland ‘Til I Die series, which has two seasons so far, from 2018-2020. The fly-on-the-wall documentary followed the Tyne and Wear club […]
Minnow footie club announce “signing” of former Premier League superstar Gareth Bale
A MINNOW football club have announced their latest “signing” – former Premier League superstar Gareth Bale. Bale turned out for Tottenham Hotspur from 2007 to 2013 before joining Spanish giants Real Madrid, where he plied his trade until 2022, before retiring from the game earlier this year. The 34-year-old won three La Liga titles in […]